Now available at Andronico’s Community Markets!
About Unfortunate Cookies
Founded by three friends in Chicago, Unfortunate Cookies are a delicious new twist on traditional fortune cookies. Each Unfortunate Cookie contains a uniquely miserable fortune that helps people embrace and find joy in life’s sometimes dreadful situations. They’re perfect for events, family/friend gatherings, funerals and celebrations.
We did our best to tap into the anxieties many of us regularly ruminate over, carefully crafting over 400 pessimistic unfortunes that resonate with our often grim reality. We hope you enjoy reading and sharing them with each other as much as we enjoyed writing them.
Ingredients
Our fortune cookies are baked in Seattle with pastry flour, sugar, vanilla flavoring, eggs, water, and coconut oil. Are these the best-tasting fortune cookies you’ve ever had? Absolutely.
Our unfortunes are made out of paper, ink, and cruelty. If you eat the paper your unfortune may come true! (We are legally required to advise not eating the paper.)
Give Miss Fortune a call!
Find us in store!
Alaska
- Alasandro’s Market | 3850 Heath Street, A, Homer, AK
- Natural Pantry | 3680 Barrow St, Anchorage, AK
California
- **Andronico’s Community Markets**
- Sierra Strange | 22 West Summers Meadow Road, Bridgeport, CA
Idaho
- Chevron | 3872 Ditto Creek Road, Mountain Home, ID
Illinois
- AlleyCat Comics | 5304 N Clark St, Chicago, IL
- Exotic Snack Guys | 1060 Alluvial Way, South Elgin, IL
- Clark Haus Chicago | 5059 N Clark St, Chicago, IL
- True North | 539 Bedford Road, Morris, IL
- RAYGUN | 5207 N Clark St, Chicago, IL
Michigan
- Darling Botanical Company | Traverse City, MI
Maine
- The Rusticators Emporium | 39 Water St, Richmond, ME
Maryland
- Franklins | 5123 Baltimore Avenue, Hyattsville, MD
Massachusetts
- Cedar Chest | 150 Main Street, Northampton, MA
- Spruce Home | 139 Washington Street, Salem, MA
Michigan
- Cheboygan Coffee Roasters | 232 N Main St, Cheboygan, MI
Minnesota
- Bachman’s Floral | 6010 Lyndale Ave S, Minneapolis, MN
- Catzen Coffee Bar & Den | 1416 Grand Ave, Saint Paul, MN
Montana
- Rockin Rudy’s | 237 Blaine Street, Missoula, MT
New York
- Dainobu | 498 6th Avenue, New York, NY
- Five Kids Bakehouse | 5 Commercial St, Gilbertsville, NY
- Imagicka | 39 Court Street, Binghamton, NY
Rhode Island
- Pleasant Surprise | Brick Market Place, Newport, RI
South Dakota
- Emma’s Ice Cream Emporium | 1063 Main Street, Sturgis, SD
Texas
- no.9 | 1701 Blanco Road, San Antonio, TX
- Roundabout | 24188 Boerne Stage Rd, San Antonio, TX
Wisconsin
- Wagner Market | 502 North Main Street, Oshkosh, WI
Washington
- Anyoung Super | 7135 30th Avenue SW, Seattle, WA
- fareMARKET | 1352 Seven Eagle Way, Greenbank, WA
- **Metropolitan Markets**
- Rocket Market | 726 East 43rd Avenue, Spokane, WA
- Settler’s Natural Market | 118 West 3rd Avenue, Moses Lake, WA
- **QFC Groceries**
- West Seattle Thriftway | 4201 SW Morgan St. Seattle, WA
- Vashon Thriftway | 9740 SW Bank Rd, Vashon, WA
Canada
- All The Candy | 9255 Jane Street 414, Vaughan, ON
- Cold Comfort Ice Cream Inc. | 1115 North Park St, Victoria, BC
- Queen Books | 914 Queen Street East, Toronto ON
Questions?
Interested in wholesale?
sadness@unfortunatecookies.org